My Complete Story

My friends, i am sorry for the video's somewhat questionable quality, but we were on a tight budget($0)and relied inexpeirienced crewmembers, so here is my story again, in writing.

I was born on 2/18/1992 in these united states of america, i lived here for only a couple of months, until both my parnst died in a car accident(i still am searching for the driver who ran them over) i moved in with my uncle in japan, and before i could get to know him, he died when a garbage man "accidentily" threw him into the garbage truck.i was an orphan by age 6 and lived on the streets of japan with nothing. when i was 10 years old(rather old for a racoon, wouldn't you say?) i stole a neat tricycle and i ran away. for a few years i performed interprative dance for only a few yen a day,the equvilent to about 1us$. then one day i was riding my tryc wishing i wasn't a poor boy on the streets of japan when i fell off and broke my leg. after i was healed i aplied for the space program.

When i found out i had resently been attacked by some nasty ninjas, which explains the kite on my head. i was over joyed to learn that i got in. in the space program i met my good pal and pilot/doctor benny the beaver. we went up in a neat lookin rocket with the callsign 'disaster1'. halfway through the mission though, we had a problem and crashed.benny survived, but i sadly passed away and assended into heaven,where i met mr. Skelly. he told me to find the blue ball with the gold lining, and to make sure it didn't hit me in the face. well, it did.later i met the big carrot himself, God.he helped me get to earth, where i died 3 more times before fially coming to life.

After that insident i resigned as an astronaut and aplied for the position of news caster. while waiting, i went to my freezer because i had a hunkerin' for some food.when i opened it, a man jumped out!!!!! we had a breif exchange before he jumped bak in. later one of my friends came to give me dance lessons.(btw i moverd back to america, i had applied to nasa)soon afterwards i recieved word that i was accepted into the CJCP Studios family, along with my co stars CJ Redd(a.k.a. Carter Houghs)and joshua. there now my best friends. i got the news position, along w/ Carter and josh was the camrera man.as i said above i was recently fired but i still have a position in CJCP Studios.(btw, Carter is a police man now and Josh is running for Prez.)